Welcome to the new vaudeville
Social Services is a great place to meet people, especially if you live in Rockland County, NY. Yeah, fucking right! Let me reiterate here. Rockland County is a Vaudeville Freak show that takes place every day. No tickets necessary just show up at 7:30 am and you’ll be in for a ride…
Well that’s what I did, all because of Great Adventure’s theme park adventure ride, Batman & Robin. I need some help with the bills before the lawsuit.
Anyway, the girl on the phone yesterday told me to show up extra early because of the people applying for medicade. So I did just that. I had a total of 6 hours sleep, showed up with black rings around my eyes, due to my fucked up school schedule, and ready for anything, well almost. When I arrived there were 8 people standing outside with a territorial look in their eye. So, I got to the back of the line and sucked down my second double cappuccino. After coffee and giving out 3cigarettes and a quick local call on the cell phone, the line got larger. A rather huge black woman, who was talking away her problems to anyone who would listen, spied a hisetic Jew drive up in a 2003 SUV and get in line. She freaked out and started screaming at him about how he and his religious brotherhood were sucking the system dry. Not to mention the fact that they lie about their occupation and job status in order to get a free hand out. “Why didn’t you park that fat SUV in the front of the parking lot, that way everyone will know you’re a lying Jew!” he didn’t say anything out of fear and shock… she berated him until we got in. well the line took forever…
But the people were on center stage. What bothered me, which had nothing to do with what the black woman said, was the fact that a 70 year old Jewish woman was walking around with a walker with wheels. This thing was so old, she was walking it. The wheels tilted to the opposite sides, the bars in the middle were bent and falling out. But what was disturbing was her son. He stood around, typical, and watched everyone with a hawk’s eye. When she struggled from the counter to a chair, he would stand there and just watch. I was sure this thing would fall apart, but thank BOB it didn’t. What an asshole, he was actually clueless, stupid, and retarded. She was a chatter box. If I lifted my chin, she went immediately into song, off key that is. I hated it, and got up with a double pounding head ach. Well, to cut it short, when I finally got out, I mean finally, the black girl was in the lobby, wailing like a baby about how the system sucks… they took away her eligibility and food stamps…..talk about the pecking order meeting karma.
Social Services is a great place to meet people, especially if you live in Rockland County, NY. Yeah, fucking right! Let me reiterate here. Rockland County is a Vaudeville Freak show that takes place every day. No tickets necessary just show up at 7:30 am and you’ll be in for a ride…
Well that’s what I did, all because of Great Adventure’s theme park adventure ride, Batman & Robin. I need some help with the bills before the lawsuit.
Anyway, the girl on the phone yesterday told me to show up extra early because of the people applying for medicade. So I did just that. I had a total of 6 hours sleep, showed up with black rings around my eyes, due to my fucked up school schedule, and ready for anything, well almost. When I arrived there were 8 people standing outside with a territorial look in their eye. So, I got to the back of the line and sucked down my second double cappuccino. After coffee and giving out 3cigarettes and a quick local call on the cell phone, the line got larger. A rather huge black woman, who was talking away her problems to anyone who would listen, spied a hisetic Jew drive up in a 2003 SUV and get in line. She freaked out and started screaming at him about how he and his religious brotherhood were sucking the system dry. Not to mention the fact that they lie about their occupation and job status in order to get a free hand out. “Why didn’t you park that fat SUV in the front of the parking lot, that way everyone will know you’re a lying Jew!” he didn’t say anything out of fear and shock… she berated him until we got in. well the line took forever…
But the people were on center stage. What bothered me, which had nothing to do with what the black woman said, was the fact that a 70 year old Jewish woman was walking around with a walker with wheels. This thing was so old, she was walking it. The wheels tilted to the opposite sides, the bars in the middle were bent and falling out. But what was disturbing was her son. He stood around, typical, and watched everyone with a hawk’s eye. When she struggled from the counter to a chair, he would stand there and just watch. I was sure this thing would fall apart, but thank BOB it didn’t. What an asshole, he was actually clueless, stupid, and retarded. She was a chatter box. If I lifted my chin, she went immediately into song, off key that is. I hated it, and got up with a double pounding head ach. Well, to cut it short, when I finally got out, I mean finally, the black girl was in the lobby, wailing like a baby about how the system sucks… they took away her eligibility and food stamps…..talk about the pecking order meeting karma.
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