You know what? I am pissed off today. Not only did I find out I needed to pick up two more classes in order to graduate this December, having to drive 2 hours a day, 130 miles of high way, 4 days a week, but the fact that “People Really Suck” is going down. WHY!! Who will I read when I sip my morning coffee? No one! Who will put on his black cape of doom and fight the inbred motherfuckers that mass consume this fucking ridiculous world? No One!!! Who will yell at the toilet swipe, the trailer trash, and the toothless rednecks of Boston, the trendy, the hipsters, the gossip columnists, the president and his capitalist’s whores? No one!!
Who will defend KISS, computer geeks alike, gory moviegoers? No one. That’s so depressing, I wanna cry right now. Who will battle the forces of good for the forces of the dark side, which will point out the obvious to the blind and fashionably correct? Who will bad mouth and bash the rich?
Kids everywhere have heard your call. They cry to their mothers, their fathers, and babysitters. They no longer have a dream, no longer a supper hero to look up to. High school kids will no longer have a clue (like they ever did) about anything, they will walk the halls of school blindly into a gray future full of spiders and buzzing overhead lights. Grown up’s will grow up. Scary! No more morning cartoons, no more can cheese, no more smiles and sticking out the tongue.
I hope all can hear my soft muffled cries, the breaking of my heart, because my defender of the dark side is changing the force and packing it in…
BOOHOOHOO!!!!!!!