monday morning....................................
sailing the sea of cheese

So, it seems that I have a sleeping disorder, sleep walking. I have been aware of it for years, but last night was something different. Sasha came in after I got up for a drink of water around 4 am. I couldn’t sleep. When he sat next to me, he asked if I remembered what I did last night. Of course I did not, but my mind immediately gave me an image of walking to the front door in my underwear looking for the bathroom. No, this didn’t happen.
He said he came in to make love and my eyes were half open, so he thought I was awake. He took my panties off and said I was looking up at the ceiling. What were you looking at? I said, the man on the ceiling. He looked up, started laughing, and said who is that. I said “I don’t know. Then we started doing it. He asked if it felt good. I said yes and no. why no? because I am an 18 year old virgin, that’s why! He asked me if I knew him, I said no. you’re a pirate. He then asked if my boyfriend knew if he was here, I said no. he asked why I was having sex with a pirate, and I said because you are holding a gun to my head. We made love and when he left he said “arggg, thanks for the booty”.
When he told me all of this, I laughed, knowing full well, I don’t remember saying it, nor do I remember making love, very creepy. Well at least I was not running around outside in my underwear looking for the toilet….