Well, it’s almost time for cracker head Captain Kangaroo. I had a good laugh the other day on my way back from school, I have a lot of time on my hands as you can see. Well, I was thinking of him and then it dawned on me, he looks like the white worm man on the X files. I think in that episode, he lived in the gutters and sewers. Well, I thought that was right up his alley, very rich indeed. Mr. Cracker head & Captain Kangaroo has another name, but I am at a loss for words at the moment. What else to call him. How about, Muddy Mud Skipper, or the lair of the white worm, or gummy worm. Ok they all sound appealing. I think ill keep them all and call him Mr. Cracker Head Captain Kangaroo lover, Muddy Mud Skipper look alike, gummy worm eater, who lives in the lair of the white worm. (done, take a breath) Gee, I am looking forward to his class. Oh boy, oh boy, that I am indeed.
I wonder what fun stuff we will lean today in class. Chapters 1-7. He might as well use sign language, we might understand it more. At least we will know he still has a pulse. I would love to teach him how to properly install a metal paper clip in a light socket. That would be a gas…. Or, if I knew how to build a computer program, teach him how to install a bomb into his computer and have it blow up in his face.. He needs a new hobby, something stimulating. Maybe ice skating. He would make a great Hitler on ice. He could explore acting. His role would be A Rock. He could try singing. He could sing a song in a Broad way musical, he would be a Mime expressing his deepest emotions to the audience. They would be spell bound. Well, time to go to class now. Got any nodo’s?