I Hate YOU, I Hate You!!! So now it's time you met my friend Hose!
I want to know…
Why do girls wear ratted-old blue jeans and a tie dye skirt together? What is up with that fashion disaster? Has the petrully oil gone straight to their heads? I think so. Believe it or not, you are a looser, get it, good. The sixties are over, long over. What the hell are you trying to express about your persona, that you cant be a somebody, but a wannabe? Duh!! Here is a few tips for you;
1.Take a bath= 6 day old petrully oil smells worse than your unshaven, nappy dredlocked underarm hair.
2.Comb your hair, it looks like a birds nest that pigeons ran sacked.
3.Stop playing your guitar in the park, your lyrics suck. Rainbows and unicorns were over done in the 70’s.
4.Get over the fact that Kurt Kobain is dead! He is not and will never be a martyr for your depression, he was smart, he offed himself and told everyone he was going to do it long before it happened. What’s your excuse?
5. the greatful dead suck and so do fish. You only like them because they smell like you, a moldy day old bagel.
6. Hakie sack, now there’s a sport that should be in the Olympics. Yeah right!
7. take another bath. You smell like a wet dog, a really wet dog.
8. shave that jungle down there. How many people have gotten lost in that shit. When you’re board do you braid your legs?
9. eliminate the word “dude” from your vocabulary. It’s stupid the way it rolls out of your mouth 1,000,000 times a minute. Also, girls are not “DUDES.”
10. get off the pipe. Do us all a favor, if your going to smoke pot, give it up and switch to the harder stuff, you would make the perfect crack whore on the streets of NY. At least you have a chance of overdosing.
11. stop living in an old broken down VW bus. Does the word tacky ring a bell? Get a real car, shit, even a Huffy would be more attractive.
12. stop having children. You do not deserve to raise a baby with the shit you got going upstairs. If you cant comb your hair what makes you think you can raise a baby? Buy a fern and try that out. If you smoke it, you are retarded, if it dies, you neglected it, so off yourself.
13. stop preaching about “Meat is murder”. So, it is, but hearing you is the sickest murder of them all. Who the fuck cares about what I eat except me. Go eat your tofu turkey and choke on the bone.
14. for the girls, if you get your period, wear a tampon. You smell so bad, when you walk in the room, everyone is immediately aware that you have it.
15. free love caused the STD’s and AIDS for today. Why would you want to sleep with all your friends, that’s not cool at all. Its nasty!
16. (God, I could go on all day with this shit) get a real job, one that pays “Money” and buy your own cigarettes. People actually get annoyed when they are asked for countless amounts of cigarettes. Besides we know your old line enough, the one “I’ll give you a quarter for one of your cigarettes”. We know you don’t even have a quarter. The next time you ask, we will reply” No, but I have a comb scumbag”.
17. just go away if this is not sinking in, just move to Canada, you’ll fit right in then.
I want to know…
Why do girls wear ratted-old blue jeans and a tie dye skirt together? What is up with that fashion disaster? Has the petrully oil gone straight to their heads? I think so. Believe it or not, you are a looser, get it, good. The sixties are over, long over. What the hell are you trying to express about your persona, that you cant be a somebody, but a wannabe? Duh!! Here is a few tips for you;
1.Take a bath= 6 day old petrully oil smells worse than your unshaven, nappy dredlocked underarm hair.
2.Comb your hair, it looks like a birds nest that pigeons ran sacked.
3.Stop playing your guitar in the park, your lyrics suck. Rainbows and unicorns were over done in the 70’s.
4.Get over the fact that Kurt Kobain is dead! He is not and will never be a martyr for your depression, he was smart, he offed himself and told everyone he was going to do it long before it happened. What’s your excuse?
5. the greatful dead suck and so do fish. You only like them because they smell like you, a moldy day old bagel.
6. Hakie sack, now there’s a sport that should be in the Olympics. Yeah right!
7. take another bath. You smell like a wet dog, a really wet dog.
8. shave that jungle down there. How many people have gotten lost in that shit. When you’re board do you braid your legs?
9. eliminate the word “dude” from your vocabulary. It’s stupid the way it rolls out of your mouth 1,000,000 times a minute. Also, girls are not “DUDES.”
10. get off the pipe. Do us all a favor, if your going to smoke pot, give it up and switch to the harder stuff, you would make the perfect crack whore on the streets of NY. At least you have a chance of overdosing.
11. stop living in an old broken down VW bus. Does the word tacky ring a bell? Get a real car, shit, even a Huffy would be more attractive.
12. stop having children. You do not deserve to raise a baby with the shit you got going upstairs. If you cant comb your hair what makes you think you can raise a baby? Buy a fern and try that out. If you smoke it, you are retarded, if it dies, you neglected it, so off yourself.
13. stop preaching about “Meat is murder”. So, it is, but hearing you is the sickest murder of them all. Who the fuck cares about what I eat except me. Go eat your tofu turkey and choke on the bone.
14. for the girls, if you get your period, wear a tampon. You smell so bad, when you walk in the room, everyone is immediately aware that you have it.
15. free love caused the STD’s and AIDS for today. Why would you want to sleep with all your friends, that’s not cool at all. Its nasty!
16. (God, I could go on all day with this shit) get a real job, one that pays “Money” and buy your own cigarettes. People actually get annoyed when they are asked for countless amounts of cigarettes. Besides we know your old line enough, the one “I’ll give you a quarter for one of your cigarettes”. We know you don’t even have a quarter. The next time you ask, we will reply” No, but I have a comb scumbag”.
17. just go away if this is not sinking in, just move to Canada, you’ll fit right in then.
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