Well Captain Kangaroo began to talk and the room was filled with the rat tap tapping of the keyboards. I would love to see Captain Kangaroo get in a fight with Space ghost. I wonder who would win? Duuuhhh, there wouldn’t be a fight; he would talk him to death with his secret do-gooder skill. Zorak, well he would change color really fast. From green to blue. He’d be on the floor with rigamortis before he finished his first sentence.
Well I feel like I am in the middle of Farris Beuller’s day off. This guy is really running nowhere. I feel like the kid who just wakes up with a puddle of saliva under his mouth and spilling on the floor….God, what is so interesting about visual basics anyway? Did Captain Crunch get off studying this shit when he was in collage? Yes! Did he get social and go to frat parties, have an occasional date rape, No! Was Bill Gates picture hanging on his wall with a big red hear around it, Yes. Did he ever get laid or drunk, Hell no! well kiddies, lets try this again. This is the sort of thing you want to say when you are a kid. When I grow up, I don’t want to teach Visual Programming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!