Well, I have writers block like Jason, but at least I can admit that….
Top 5 books that let you know you have been dropped on your head too many times.
1. The most beautiful girl in town, Charles Bokouski.
2. The adventures of oyster boy, Tim Burton.
3. Allegory 1 and 2, Edward Gorey.
4. The Church of the Subgenious.
5. How to be a villain.


What to say when you are single and want to place an order at Mac Donalds;
Yes, I’ll have a muff burger and a side of thighs.

What to say when you order at a theatre;
Yes, give me a cup of butter over ice with a straw.

What to say to a fan at a Kiss concert;
Wow! You’re their number one fan? I thought Jason was?