O.k. someone’s feeling like a villain who forgot to blacken his eyes this morning. Well, I have to defend myself against the other evil doer, the strikingly similar prince of carnage. Hummmm, well Mr. wickedly ghoulish, time for yours, but remember, villains think alike, and that is why I like you.
Yes I admit Kiss sucks. They are fake wanna-be Satan’s army. They have to wear make up and parade on stag for a bunch of glam rockers. ELO are Satan’s army. Their intoxicating music would drive anyone into evil, making everyone clap their hands to their ears in torment. Now, that is evil. They are ugly as hell; they don’t need make up to cover up their fiendishly ugly unnatural appearance. They don’t wear hip black clothes. They don’t have cover bands formed with midgets. They have lasers that will turn you blind, rendering you to a zombie. The master’s army unfolds. If you play their music backwards, the message is simple, “wear leg warmers, roller skates, rainbow suspenders, and ribbons in your hair” That’s Satan army and let me tell you, very scary…..you would run to if you saw that type of shit. Mr. Beosubub himself was too clever in this plan. Kiss was never in any movies, or musicals. ELO was in Xanadu. If you watch it backwards, it says “du zan ex” or “DO ZAN EX”…… anyone who is an evil doer over medicates themselves, the more unbalanced the better… what does Kiss mean backwards? “SSIK, or SICK” so in short, Gean Simon has a big tong, big deal. I have dated girls with bigger ones. 4 guys with make-up on stage for 2 hours in the hot lights, end up looking like shakes the clown at the end of the show= smeared and washed out.
So kiddies, Xanadu is a good movie served best with can cheese and a warm glass of Hawaiian punch. It sure beats watching the biggest horror flick of all time “Flash Dance” you see if people had some fucking taste they would not have rated that movie one of the best films of all time, not to mention that skank Jennifer Lopez redoing that fucking song along with the same dance moves. What the fuck was (is) she thinking. She is the one who should be feared, shot, and put down like a rabid animal. Sorry, but Kiss may rock to some of you, ELO may rock for me, But anyone is a fuckin looser if you like that dumb bitch!!!!! She is the one who should be boycotted, not ELO.
Yes I admit Kiss sucks. They are fake wanna-be Satan’s army. They have to wear make up and parade on stag for a bunch of glam rockers. ELO are Satan’s army. Their intoxicating music would drive anyone into evil, making everyone clap their hands to their ears in torment. Now, that is evil. They are ugly as hell; they don’t need make up to cover up their fiendishly ugly unnatural appearance. They don’t wear hip black clothes. They don’t have cover bands formed with midgets. They have lasers that will turn you blind, rendering you to a zombie. The master’s army unfolds. If you play their music backwards, the message is simple, “wear leg warmers, roller skates, rainbow suspenders, and ribbons in your hair” That’s Satan army and let me tell you, very scary…..you would run to if you saw that type of shit. Mr. Beosubub himself was too clever in this plan. Kiss was never in any movies, or musicals. ELO was in Xanadu. If you watch it backwards, it says “du zan ex” or “DO ZAN EX”…… anyone who is an evil doer over medicates themselves, the more unbalanced the better… what does Kiss mean backwards? “SSIK, or SICK” so in short, Gean Simon has a big tong, big deal. I have dated girls with bigger ones. 4 guys with make-up on stage for 2 hours in the hot lights, end up looking like shakes the clown at the end of the show= smeared and washed out.
So kiddies, Xanadu is a good movie served best with can cheese and a warm glass of Hawaiian punch. It sure beats watching the biggest horror flick of all time “Flash Dance” you see if people had some fucking taste they would not have rated that movie one of the best films of all time, not to mention that skank Jennifer Lopez redoing that fucking song along with the same dance moves. What the fuck was (is) she thinking. She is the one who should be feared, shot, and put down like a rabid animal. Sorry, but Kiss may rock to some of you, ELO may rock for me, But anyone is a fuckin looser if you like that dumb bitch!!!!! She is the one who should be boycotted, not ELO.
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