wednesday................................................
Maybe I was tripping last night= who spiked my drink?
Maybe my brain needs professional help= call the lawyer
Maybe my mother was right= she dropped me on my head too much.
Or maybe I had an epiphany, Because when I awoke this morning all I could do was giggle………………..

I had a dream last night that-
My cat could eat a whole watermelon.
And she did. In my dream that is.

I think I need to re-rent “Rubin & Ed”.