wednesday
$5.75
Well shoot me, I have not written all week, boo hoo. Well I am back from holiday and ready to go now. Being in the hampton’s were quite fun, even though pretentious. People are so stupid. They go to the Hampton’s to be seen. Well thank god I had an excuse not to be. Thanks to Sasha’s mother, we had her house for two weeks, while she was away in London. Great birthday present. We stayed on the property too much. The beach, only twice, and a ghost walk in the woods with the jaryactics, now that was a great 4 mile hike in the pitch of night.
Upon returning, Rockland and Nyack didn’t loose its charm, or heat for that matter. I forgot how cool this place can be at times. Last night I walked to the little bodega on the corner to get a pint of Guinness. When I walked in there was some heavy commotion. 4 black girls in their tight nappy corn rows and miles of extensions were going at it in the front of the store. So loud, these dumb ass girls’ voices were, I needed an aspirin immediately. They made Maria caries voice pitches seem like a mutes. Well, they were fighting and screaming as I made my way to the back cooler. I grabbed the beer and proceeded to the counter. The Indian woman behind the counter was screaming at them to leave. Two did go and the place was quite again.
Then the girl at the counter asks for a pack of cigarettes and a box of tampons= super size it! The total is rung up and the girl starts to squeal again. How much is this, over and over, as she slams down the box of tampons. $5.75 she replies. “With her head rolling and bobbin, what do you mean $5.75? That’s too much for a box of tampons!!! She started screaming to her friend next to her and then the cackling resumed again. While this guy and I waited in line to get the hell out of there we roll our eyes at each other and started to giggle. The girls went on……but out of no where she says to the Indian lady. How can you charge $5.75 for a box of tampons that I am going to stick up my T%@*& and then throw it in the toilet when it’s soaked in blood? YUCKYOMAMAGIRL. The lady was dazed as we were after hearing this. She quickly came to and told her “You want it or not, if not get out of my store”. She gave the pricy box of tampons back to the counter lady and grabbed her cigarettes and left. I thought on the way back to the house, if a box of tampons cost $5.75, why then would it be ok to buy a pack of cigarettes for $8.00 and still look like a douche bag in front of the world? Gee people really need to become better educated with condoms= they are only used once mother fucker.
$5.75
Well shoot me, I have not written all week, boo hoo. Well I am back from holiday and ready to go now. Being in the hampton’s were quite fun, even though pretentious. People are so stupid. They go to the Hampton’s to be seen. Well thank god I had an excuse not to be. Thanks to Sasha’s mother, we had her house for two weeks, while she was away in London. Great birthday present. We stayed on the property too much. The beach, only twice, and a ghost walk in the woods with the jaryactics, now that was a great 4 mile hike in the pitch of night.
Upon returning, Rockland and Nyack didn’t loose its charm, or heat for that matter. I forgot how cool this place can be at times. Last night I walked to the little bodega on the corner to get a pint of Guinness. When I walked in there was some heavy commotion. 4 black girls in their tight nappy corn rows and miles of extensions were going at it in the front of the store. So loud, these dumb ass girls’ voices were, I needed an aspirin immediately. They made Maria caries voice pitches seem like a mutes. Well, they were fighting and screaming as I made my way to the back cooler. I grabbed the beer and proceeded to the counter. The Indian woman behind the counter was screaming at them to leave. Two did go and the place was quite again.
Then the girl at the counter asks for a pack of cigarettes and a box of tampons= super size it! The total is rung up and the girl starts to squeal again. How much is this, over and over, as she slams down the box of tampons. $5.75 she replies. “With her head rolling and bobbin, what do you mean $5.75? That’s too much for a box of tampons!!! She started screaming to her friend next to her and then the cackling resumed again. While this guy and I waited in line to get the hell out of there we roll our eyes at each other and started to giggle. The girls went on……but out of no where she says to the Indian lady. How can you charge $5.75 for a box of tampons that I am going to stick up my T%@*& and then throw it in the toilet when it’s soaked in blood? YUCKYOMAMAGIRL. The lady was dazed as we were after hearing this. She quickly came to and told her “You want it or not, if not get out of my store”. She gave the pricy box of tampons back to the counter lady and grabbed her cigarettes and left. I thought on the way back to the house, if a box of tampons cost $5.75, why then would it be ok to buy a pack of cigarettes for $8.00 and still look like a douche bag in front of the world? Gee people really need to become better educated with condoms= they are only used once mother fucker.
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