Friday, April 29, 2005

I wanted to also add that
The three guys who found a buried treasure yesterday in Massachusetts and thought they were rich went on nightly News channels to tell the world what they found in the ground.
Today they were also in the news, this time for Robbery. Glad to know there are still 3 smart little E-Gits in Mass who accidentally told the world that they found a Treasure when it was taken from a man’s home not far from the place they claimed it to be.

That’s Smarts-
I was promised pictures of our trip to Mexico on Saturday….
Maybe I will get them.
Hope so.
My favorite neibors:

Well yesterday a friend came over to have dinner and trim my hair. When she arrived on my street, she found a spot and proceeded to park her car, when all a sudden, my new neibors sped down the street and slipped into the spot. She was about to hit the car (Note* it was a brand new Audi) and she slammed on the brakes. They got out of the car and proceeded to yell and swear at her. She got out, jumped into their faces and told them she was not scared at all of them.
Who should drive down the street – was the Nyack police- finally. She waved them over and before you knew it, two more police cars showed up. They helped my friend take charge of the situation and they left.
We also informed them about what was going on with the drugs and Muggings outside the front door. They said they were working with our neibors who have been writing down license plate numbers and keeping an eye on the street at night. We all have decided to put added pressure on the landlord of the section 8 hotel (our neibors house).
It is still very SAD that we cannot have them arrested on the spot by having the police do a raid- effective immediately.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

this was a funny little test:


There are few things more stimulating than an uninhibited woman, but in the long run, a man has got to know his limitations. As much as he may yearn to get together with a dream girl, if in reality he is not comfortable with the passions of such a woman, the odds of anything substantial coming out of it are slim. But no man should give up on a dream without examining his chances first. Do you have what it takes to hang out with a wild woman? Let's find out.
1. After one drink too many, super girl leaps on the bar to shake her thang and you:• Scream: "Yeah! She's with me!" (Score = -1)• Proceed to slam the guys that're moving in to surround her with a shout of "Show's over!" (Score = 1)• Hope she remembers she came with you. (Score = 2)• Plead with her to come down. (Score = 3)• Finish your drink and get the hell out of there. (Score = 4)
2. Talk of tattoos and piercings has her baring it all. What do you do?• Lift up your shirt and show her yours. (Score = -1)• Ask her where she got hers and if you can get a closer look. (Score = 1)• Keep your judgments to yourself and change the subject. (Score = 2)• Tell her it's cool, but something you would never do. (Score = 3)• Ask her if she knew it was permanent. (Score = 4)
3. You don't dance, so she shakes it out there on her own. What do you do?• Take a few lessons and surprise her the next time out. (Score = -1)• Bite the bullet and get your two left feet out there. (Score = 1)• Sit back and watch her move. (Score = 2)• Avoid places where there is dancing. (Score = 3)• Get her off the floor. (Score = 4)
4. Her outfit this evening is more than revealing. What do you do? • Give her a big, slow kiss and tell her she looks great. (Score = -1)• Change plans in favor of something more intimate. (Score = 1)• Keep her close, making it clear that she is not available. (Score = 2)• Suggest that she might want to bring a wrap. (Score = 3) • Ask her to change into something else. (Score = 4)
If you scored:Zero or lessYou are as comfortable with her as you are with yourself. Assuming she is as attracted to you as you are to her, this wild woman is the one for you. Hold on to her if you can.
1-5 pointsYou are more attracted to her verve than troubled by it. This, in conjunction with maintaining an open mind, could be the difference between a fantasy and real relationship with her.
6-11 points Although you have real problems with some things about her, you probably can ignore them for now. Anything between you will be temporary, but as hot as you allow it to be.
12-16 pointsDream all you want, but you two are like oil and water. If there is any mixing — and that's a big if — it will be short-lived and contingent on additional ingredients. Once these are removed, this free spirit will be on her way.

= it's a bit funny that someone would actually find time writing such nonesence about women who do this. Bob knows there is a lot of dumb women in the world and this is something seen at a bar often. if i was a man i would RUN!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

WHY I WAS 1 1/2 hours late getting home yesterday from work-
they should have pushed him...................

Would-be jumper rescued from TZ Bridge
By GREG CLARYgclary@thejournalnews.comTHE JOURNAL NEWS
(Original publication: April 26, 2005)
A 40-year-old Orange County man, possibly distraught that he might be banned from seeing his girlfriend's children, spent nearly three hours 200 feet above the Hudson River, threatening to jump from the Tappan Zee Bridge as police closed down traffic below.
Armondo Chico of 21 Private Lane, Middletown, finally opted not to take his own life after state police negotiators calmed him during two hours of cell-phone and face-to-face conversations.
A mobile response team that had arrived an hour earlier by helicopter guided Chico down one of the superstructure's spines, to the applause and whistles of hundreds of onlookers.
State police officials would not say specifically what was bothering Chico, but said one possibility was that he would not be allowed to see the children of his girlfriend.
"What he was despondent about turned out not to be true," said Capt. Evelyn Mallard, the head of the state police at Tarrytown.
Chico was convicted in September of second-degree rape of a 13-year-old girl. Mallard said she couldn't confirm that his status as a Level 3 sex offender — considered a high risk to the community as a repeat offender — played into the suicide threat.
Chico, a 5-foot-2-inch, 120-pound man with a receding hairline and close-cropped beard and mustache declined to comment as he was being handcuffed to go to Westchester Medical Center for a psychiatric evaluation.
Family members who arrived at the state police barracks in Tarrytown also declined to comment.
Police said he could not be charged with trespass or disorderly conduct, at least until he could be evaluated by doctors.
State police confirmed Chico had driven with his grown daughter and her boyfriend from Rockland to just past the center span of the 3-mile bridge, under its superstructure, pulled over in the southbound lane, gotten out and told his daughter to leave him.
Chico didn't tell her what he was doing, Mallard said.
The young woman called 911 soon after her father left the car, about the same time Thruway workers saw him climb over a fence and ascend the steel structure, crossing over to its northern side.
At least once during the next few hours, Chico went almost to the top of the structure, about 200 feet above the pavement and 300 feet above the river. He moved close to the edge numerous times, witnesses said.
From about 2:30 p.m. until nearly 5:30 p.m., traffic remained at a standstill through the busy corridor, which routinely handles 135,000 cars and trucks a day.
With the main Hudson River crossing in the northern suburbs completely closed, traffic backed up on feeder roads in Rockland and Westchester, as much as 10 miles in each direction on the main roads feeding onto the bridge.
Traffic as far away as Hartford, Conn., was rerouted via message signs, but those caught on the bridge could do little but wait.
"There's always something on this bridge, road work or something," said Sean Powell of the Bronx, a 1986 graduate of Nyack High School who commutes to his job at Wyeth five days a weeks.
"That's why the people at my job are probably scratching their heads," he said.
"I'm always calling with something going on at the bridge," he said.
Powell was caught in the four-hour delay caused in June 2003 when a distraught father climbed the bridge and threatened to jump off during the morning rush hour. Workers and state police persuaded him to come down.
"I picked the wrong time again," he said.
As it became clear to drivers they would have to wait for a while, many got out of their cars to watch the "police action," as the New York State Thruway's advisory radio was calling it, some with binoculars.
By about 5:20 p.m., Chico and the negotiators were climbing down the ladder from one of the bridge's upper edges.
Not 20 minutes earlier, before it was clear Chico would give up, police had taken the unusual action of backing traffic off the Rockland-bound side and sending cars and trucks onto Route 9 in Tarrytown through the Thruway maintenance garage parking lot.
Westchester-bound traffic was allowed to come through in the left lane only, and police already had closed off access to the bridge at Exit 11 in Nyack.
By 5:30, traffic was going in both directions, with horns honking and drivers smiling, despite reports that travel time over the bridge from Rockland after it was reopened was more than an hour and a half because of the backups.

Monday, April 25, 2005

MUM'S Day....
This year i thought i would do something special for my mother. She is always thoughful and selfless so this year I thought I would give her something for her kind acts.
A Card and a bag of Potatoes (that I forgot to bring up to her house for Christmas). it seems in her busy state, over the Christmas holiday, she asked me to bring a bag of Potatoes up for the big dinner. In my haste, after wrapping countless presents and driving 3 hours in NYC traffic, that was not good enough to forget. She reminded me many times after I got home in each Phone call I made to her. So this year, it will be a special Mothers Day, just for HER.
I'll see if there is a 50 LB. bag i can get to make it extra special....
Too Fucking real Mom- thanks for the headach

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

one of my magazines had a great book-

The Zen Art of Flatulation
It had a pitcher of Buddha sitting down in a Lotus style while he farted
This was great and I was going to give it to Sasha’s Mother who is the Big Buddhist teacher (speaking of which, I had 3 Buddhist Monk in my back yard over the weekend. They came up to visit with her) – it’s fun to walk around with them while everyone Galks at you because you are with these bald people in long dresses….
Anyway, my downstairs neibor told me that sounded like a great book because every time she goes to Yoga it reeks of fart in there. Everyone is so relaxed they must let it go-
So, now I get it about the Zen Art of Flatulation
I thought when the old skanky neibors left, the new ones might be a little better?
there are people seeing drugs on our steps at night.
there was a purse snatching out in front of the appartment
our down stairs neibor found a dime bag in his mail box....

"ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER"
Once again the silent film festival was a success.
Two movies were shown, and Buster Keaton was spectacular.
If you get a chance to see any of his films- please do. He was like a Charley Chan of his day. He did all of his own stunts, mostly because of his history as a young actor. His parents were in Vaudeville circuit and his father and mother had an act where Buster would be thrashed on stage by his father. Later on in his acting and film carrier he managed to break his neck in one of his stunts, walk away, and later informed from a doctor.
One of the movies that were turned into a remake recently (The Bachelor) was a Gas. Buster had to marry a woman on his 27th birthday and then he would inherit 17 million dollars. This was his grandfathers last will and testament. The funny thing was – he only had 8 hours to do it. So they put an add in the paper and announced to any woman who wanted to marry him to help him win his fortune to meet him at the church. When he showed up there were over a thousand Brides waiting. Watching a thousand woman chase him through the streets was hilarious, not to mention, the fact that it was old sped up film.
Thank you Paramount Theater for another great night-

Friday, April 15, 2005

'The Amityville Horror'
this morning on "Good Day New York"- they were talking about the town of Amityville out in long island. because of the new movie that is about to open this weekend, the people in town are upset. there are vandals coming through town again causing problems all due to the History of the Twon and the House.
what they went on to discuss was the current owner of the Infimous house sent a conciderable amount of Money and rebuilt the outside structure so it would not resemble the house where the Murders were back in the 1970's. * here's the kicker. the Newsperson @ Good Day New York showed the house and it Beautification. then she says" oh! No, I guess everyone now knows what the house looks like now. Oh well.... i bet the owner is Livid- that was a Gas-
Let’s see,
The hotel was amazing. The best thing about it was, this was a place that did not allow children. On a side note* this attacks a lot of strange people because people who do not have children or want to go to places with kids there, tend to be odd. They could be nudist, or swingers (which there were). Anyway, it was a large, open, and kid-free place for us to run amuck in.
We ended up having a few drinks before dinner and we spent the evening hours in the pool and the ocean. The water was warm as a bath tub (not as hot as mine though).
Dinner was yummy. The cool thing about “All- inclusive” is you can eat what ever you want. And that’s what we did. However, we did eat Fish only, and things we would never get here. Red snapper, Gazpacho, Lobster, fresh fish, Mussels, and with all the fish I ate, I insisted that they make me Habanera sauce to throw over top-
At one dinner we ordered a chilled Artichoke heart with a nice White cream in the center. It was a perfect summer snack. This woman came up to me and insisted that I try it heated up. I asked her why and she went into how Artichokes were only good if they were hot and she had the waiter Microwave the thing. I told her that was stupid and she ruined the dish because it was meant to be refreshing. She was insulted….i was happy. So throughout the trip – she was referred to as the “Microwave Lady”.
Believe me, there were other idiots just like her there. While on the beach, there was a family of Heifers getting fatter and taking up all of the suns time. There was a girl, maybe in her 20’s and she had on these ridiculous Corona shorts on, but they were Short Shorts and they were falling off of her ass. She had a plumbers crack and at one point (I think she drank to much) she got up and bent over and they fell off. I spit out my drink-
On the beach there was a long peer with a grass roofed hut at the end. I paid for a deep tissue massage. What an amazing time. Here I was naked with no one to see me out in the shade while the water lapped at the docks feet, so tranquil…it was better than sex.
We also had a Spa there as well, equipped with a mineral bath, Sauna, and power shower. Brilliant!
So tonight is the silent film festival once again....
this time it's Charley Chaplin, so it will be a blast.
i will keep you informed-

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Were back-
That was an amazing trip- for two girls no less. I have no idea where to begin or find the right words for it-
I have never been to Mexico, but what I did see, it was stunning. My friend told me it was one of the best places on earth and he was right-

We started off in a hurry. Pat’s husband works for United at JFK and he drove us to LGA. Our flight was at 7 am so we left at 5 in the morning. He drives like a maniac and I almost threw up in the back seat on the way there. I should have taken my Dramamine early. We took Spirit- it was the worst Airline ever. They do not offer pillows or Blankets due to cutbacks. They do give you a beverage, but if you want a snake, you have to purchase it with a Credit card. I raised such a fuss about it, they quietly told me that I could give them the $1.75 for the muffin. What a jip-
We flew into Florida and then to Cancun.
We rented a car for $100.00 for the week and then we were off to the Hotel Spa.
The drive on the highway was nice, but Pat was freaking me out with her driving, so I took over for the rest of the trip. When we arrived at the hotel, this was going to be fantastic- it was incredible and the ocean and all it had to offer was like a dream….
I’ll write more tomorrow-


On a side note* I sent out pictures yesterday and by accident I sent them to the girl who is no longer my friend. She even wrote back. I didn’t mean to do that- God, she must really think I don’t pay for anything now*

Monday, April 04, 2005

SIGNING OFF UNTIL NEXT WEEK-
PAT AND I ARE OFF TO MEXICO UNTILL TUESDAY:
WE ARE HERE: IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US-
http://www.azulbeachresort.com/
http://www.perx.com/resorts/rst.php?item=1628
good buy to an old friend:
i wrote my friend to tell her that i was not comeing upstate on my birthday and to let her know that she hurt my feelings when she came down to visit and pick up a free computer from Sasha.....
this is what i wrote:
well i hope the concert was great. thanks for the hate mail. i have been very busy and very sick the past few days. i got sick on my birthday. though dinner was a smash i got sick and for the past few days, i have had a fever and dhiarrea. so what i wanted to say, was i was very dissapointed when you came down. disharted none the less. i have not seen you in a very long time and it just proved to me that the computer was more important than seeing me. from the moment you got here to the time you left, all you could talk about was getting home because chulia needed to be fed and you had laundy. what struck me as odd was paul had food, if she needed to be fed more than 2 times a day (which you have never done in the past) she could have waited a few hours without starving to death because she is on a diet to begin with. i can see you getting ancy about getting home, but saturday night as we were sitting drinking wine chilling out thats all you were talking about, so you can see why i was upset. so, in the future, if you ever leave that far off place to come down here again, take the time to come down and spend it with your friend and not do a quick run and make a bunch of excuses to leave abruptly. it hurt. and take note that i do come up there all the time. its not often that i get a visit from anyone down here, and more often i have to drive up there even on my birthday, so this year i am putting my foot down and saying enough is enough. i am not going to be here next year or the next and god knows how many times i have had to come up there for everyone elses.i am being selfish for once and it feels really good and i hope everyone actually hears me this time. enough is enough. well have fun and i hope you understand that i have been sick and busy but i am not coming up. i will not be here next week. i am going down to the hapmtons to spend a long weekend with Pat and star while sasha is away. have fun with the concert and know i love you. love melanie love melanie

she wrote:

What fucking concert did i go too. Great...you don't fucking listen half the time either. I came too you and didn't go to the concert..... & i've been very sick the last 4 days.......before i even read past the first 2 sentences.......i have to say RE-EVALUATE yourself Mel. I just talked to your fucking mom.....basically i told her to piss on herself and you can piss off too! Don't like it that i express my concerns about over spending myself!!! You know........try living i my shoe Melanie cause you have it pretty easy living off of Sasha! No this is not HATE mail......Its WAKE THE FUCK UP MAIL. Sweet Mel gets to spend her $$ frivously with no worries - No car pmts, no big bill. Guess what MEL....I'm thinking about buying a house too! I feel like maturing and taking the next step.....& no i do not spend $$ frivously every chance i get! I have things i need - a home, a good RELIABLE car under warrenty because i drive ALOT 2500 miles in 1 month & food, used clothing & chula gets fed and i pay my bills. What do you do??? Hahhhh. Oh life just sucks for you doesn't it! Fuck you and fuck your mother too! Laura

and.....also
reply # 2.......I came down for the computer MEL!!!! My trip was for the computer. That is why i made the trip. What the fuck Mel! I took you out ....spent $50 on lunch for you b-day and $15 for breakfast. AND $15 for a bottle of wine & no i did not have the $$$ to do that but i did anyway - didn't i! I had a great time with you - I thought & we did quite a bit together. AGAIN Mel......Tell me you need me to come and i will.......but dont expect me to read minds.....cause aparently you think i can! You were supposed to come up the following weekend anyway....untill you cancelled...and that is supposed to be my fault! What more do you want. You need to not freak out all the time! Lighten up! Now i'm REALLY fuckin pissed and SICK too....I have had suvere diarehha today...and cold.allergies the last 4 days....so everyone can piss off! Laura

and.........also
Own a dog on your own and you'll understand. It's like being a single mother. You can't just pawn your child off on ppl every time something comes up Mel. THINK....Your fucking 30 years old. Why can't you get it. Working late and living alone ...is also an issue! Now...at this rate.....don't expect me to ever come see you. Again, think before you shit out of your mouth Mel. L

and...............again also

Yeah i love you too......but i am extremely pissed now at you and you mother. L


and............then she writes to my father? why?
Hey Tom - Sorry but.....i need you to tell your wife to think first, then talk. Melanie definatly gets that from Monica......that's for sure.. Monica really did it this time. Telling me that she and many others (who does she know that i know...Betty and Mel????) are sick of hearing me say i am struggling with $$....well the truth is I AM and will, until i find a happy medium. I am now thinking of buying a 2 faimily home in the future that will pay for itself. And i will do it all by my self. Yeah....It's hard but i am trying to move forward in my life.....and take mature risks to better my future. KEY....and i am doing it on my own ....a girl no less. Mel gets to live off Sasha and buy alot of un-neccissary thinks because she is living the easy life now. What the heck Tom! I could have told your wife that i am sick and tired of hearing her complain all the time about how tired and depressed she is......but i don't EVER. Now i guess you can tell her i said that. Laura

and......................once again
Between You, your mom, Tetje, Tim, Albert, my mom..& Everyone....you ALL have pretty much Pushed me to my limit. Too much has gone on this month for me....alot of running around i can't take anymore. Everyone is selfish and fucked up! I am maxed out and i can not take any more shit from anyone. It true and pure CAOS!!!! My MSN weekly horoscope warned me of exactly this - Laura 6/20/74...if you want to confirm. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down. ALOT is happening ...ALOT...at work. Major transitions & GREAT ones, but ALOT is happening. I'm DONE & i need to keep focused on work. Mel...Sorry for the PISSED off e-mail but it was to be expected. Laura

and......................
If Sasha has caused this with CRAP that he's planted in your head for some reason.....I will fucking kill him! He has been wonderful to me but why? He fucks you up so badly. He has changed you for the worse by saying mean things to you. What did he or whomever plant in your head. OR was it your Clinically depressed mom? Great...Your depressed...talking about you problems to you depressed mom. Great. Again......CAOS! Laura

and......................
By the way...you came up here 2 times this year for just me. 1 for my b-day...and you still stayed at your parents...& 2 for when i asked you to come because i was upset. All the other times you were here for your family....and some of it was for me. Think about that Mel. You DON'T come up here for just me. L

and..........................
yeah right Mel. Thanks alot....back at you. Most of the time you only hear 1/2 of what is said...only what you want to hear. I came down right?.....and i thought we had a great time. Didn't we do alot? Yeah 7 e-mails.....the one to your dad was copied to you as well. First of all your mom made a comment to me when i went to pick up your dads computer, out of the blue, on "why she thinks i should live in a better cheaper place...and she said it in a mean way." Then she says that shit to me yesterday when she called. About everyone being sick of hearing about my financial problems. Who is everyone Mel? She wouldn't say. Aparently you've been bitching about me to your Mom then. So she put her two sense in. Now wonder i flipped out & sorry i e-mailed you dad...I shouldn't have. I was hoping he would tell your mom to mind her business and let us deal with it. Everyone is depressed and everyone has a situation. That is true. You spring on me when i was there that you were depressed again. AGAIN...if you asked me to come down because you needed me - then the trip would have been specifically for you, but it wasn't - sorry you took it to heart. Remember When you got into a fight with Sasha and your car broke down. I was gonna come get you 2/12 hours away...no doubt & i would have drove you back tool if i had to. Chill out. As for me asking those questions. i didn't think i was gonna get in trouble for asking. You know my situation cause you are my friend. You don't tell me much anyway unless i pry it out of you half the time. How do you expect me to react given the situation. You and your mom saying your sick of me. Hahh????? Of course, i am gonna get Pissed and mother Fuck everyone. It wasn't your moms place. As for jealous.....no fucking way....not of you. I would never want to be in your shoes Mel. yeah, pay bills but small as you said. You have money to blow...I don't extra $$ and haven't for years. and occasionally, when i do treat myself or splurge....i put myself back again. Yes, in another year or so i would like to reorganize my budget and my commission draw to allow me to start saving for a down payment for my own house. Sorry if you do not approve. I think that is a bit more important than anything else right now. As for Tim....as i told you we are not together...we are just friend...and my focus is me & my job. I ultimately need to be single in order to do that. I have been self taught and struggling for my independence for as long as i've known too. Sorry i have supposed friends that don't want to tolerate me. Sorry you don't approve of my love life. Well i don't approve of yours either. Truthfully, i hope you find happiness living with yourself Mel. Thanks alot back at you and good riddens. As you said As for me Whining......truthfully.....after all the running i've been doing funeral etc, etc.. i was planning on being emobile for once that weekend. But i had the opportunity....thanks to Sasha, to get a new computer. So i made the trip. Sorry you don't approve.....& love this part of your E-mail Mel..."DONT CALL ME DONT THINK OF ME I DONT EXSIST TO YOU ANYMORE-"....suit yourself! Laura

then I finally wrote back to her:
well, 7 e-mails in one sitting - i am impressed. you have a lot stored up in there. the one thing you did not do right was think through it first before you acted. in the process of blowing up and going absolutly insane you have brought to light for so many months why you have asked so many questions of "do you pay any bills melanie" (you can say this in a lauria sneekly voice when you read it back to yourself). how much money do you make a month? what is your take home pay? you were setting me up because you are so jellious of something that wasnt there- your own problems. - one thing you left out to yourself and my father - (which i will speak to you in a minute about ) as i told you, i do pay bills here. the other thing- YOU GOT MY FATHER INVOLVED. YOU WERE TOTALLY OVER THE LINE ON THAT ONE. you sent him an e-mail about my mother and me- when you should have addressed us personally- that was a stupid move on your part. and do you actually think my father cares about your little indeaver about your future house idea- what is Tim going to live upstars and All on the lower lever so when you change your mind as often as you do in your life about decisions and growth in your life they will be there for you. now the point i want to make is this, in the letter i sent to you - you never once talked about the real issue of your whinning trip you were on, set aside what you wanted me to believe, the dog the launry...what ever.....you still were not here, and that you only came down for the computer. so - youve showed me very little there. well after the fact that you sent 7 very mean and hurtful e-mails saying Fuck you fuck you, you dont pay your bills, writing my father, and acting like my FUCKING BOYFRIEND back the fuck off lauria, DONT CALL ME DONT THINK OF ME I DONT EXSIST TO YOU ANYMORE-

and..................
Oh and this part of your letter to me: in the process of blowing up and going absolutly insane you have brought to light for so many months why you have asked so mnay questions of "do you pay any bills melanie" (you can say this in a lauria sneekly voice when you read it back to yourself). how much money do you make a month? what is your take home pay? you were setting me up because you are so jellious of something that wasnt there- your own problems. - one thing you left out to yourself and my father - (which i will speak to you in a minute about ) as i told you, i do pay bills here. MONTHS Mel! Over exageration totally. I just asked you that ONCE Mel, ONCE..... while we were walking in Nyack last weekend. I NEVER asked you that before stop making up stories... & Setting you up??? No fucking way...I was just curious how you had so much extra money. Two ppl is always easier then one though Melanie. You said your self you couldn't afford living on your own. How the hell do you think i feel? I AM on my own and drive 3/4s of the time! What the fuck Mel. Sorry you don't wanna hear my shit. What good of a friend ARE you then, hahh? i guess not one at all! Just keep this in mind Melanie.......YOU started this....so now i think you will need to fix it. I'm done with it all too. My focus is me! L

~lets just say i had to block sender by this time....was she really listening to anything?
well, I no longer have a best friend or a second Boyfriend, and believe it or not, I dont feel so bad anymore, in fact I am OK with it.

Friday, April 01, 2005

more of my favorites:

NEIL: Listen everybody, I've, uh, stewed up some lentils and some seaweed as a sort of a last positive action. Hey Rick, man, what are you doing with my cruicifix, man?
RICK: I'm protesting!
NEIL: Yeah but I really think I should lay this one on you, man, that's a really negative way to kill yourself, you know, like, I've tried it, hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
Dear Mr. Echo-

Individualist Anarchism
§
Vyvyan:
[takes part of his sleeve, sticks it in the top of the vodka bottle] It's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy-going approach to communal living.[lights the Molotov cocktail, throws it across the hall, where it explodes][The wall between Neil and Rick is mostly gone. Vyvyan walks in.]
Rick:
Oh, well, how ruddy considerate, Vyvyan. Thank you very much!
Neil:
Yeah, thanks, Vyv. That petrol bomb's really cleared my sinuses.
Vyvyan:
Why aren't you dead?
Rick:
I'm not prepared to discuss it with you, Vyvyan. You will be hearing from my solicitors in the morning. I'm going to write to my MP.[takes out paper and pencil]
Neil:
You haven't got an MP, Rick. You're an anarchist.
Rick:
Oh. Well, then I shall write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen! (...)[writing] Dear Mr. Echo....
Vyvyan:
Why'd I do that?
Rick:
Ah, Vyvyan, beginning to regret it now, are you?
Vyvyan:
Of course I'm beginning to regret it. That was nearly a full bottle of vodka! That's £7.99 you owe me, ploppy pants.
Rick:
Oh, stop being so blinking bourgeoisie! All property is theft, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan:
All right, then. Where's your girlie purse? (...)[takes Rick's coin purse, removes some money] Ha ha! Found it!
Rick:
You put that back! That's my personal property!
Neil:
You just said all property is theft, Rick.
Rick:
Well, yes, it is.
Vyvyan:
Yeah, so I'm nicking it.
Rick:
Stop! Thief! Thief!
I miss these Guys:
in honor of THE YOUNG ONE'S-

The People's Poet "RICK"

"Cliff" (from Demolition)
Oh, CliffSometimes it must be difficult not to feel as ifYou really are a CliffWhen fascists keep trying to push you over itAre they the lemmings?Or are you Cliff?Or are you, Cliff?

"House" (Demolition)
House, house, houseOh, you are made of stoneBut you are not alone-Ly house!

Pollution (Bomb)
PollutionAll aroundSometimes upAnd sometimes downBut always around.Pollution, are you coming to my town?Or am I coming to yours?We're on different buses, pollutionBut we're both using petrolBombs.

Free-Form(Flood)
MarrowMeringueBoomerangLong, blue boomerang...


My favorite!!!!
The People's Poem (Flood)
What do you think you're doing, pig?Do you really give a fig, pig?And what's your favourite sort of gig, pig?Barry ManilowOr the black and white minstrel show?

Rick's Teen Anguish Poem (from the book)
oh god,whyam I so much more sensitive than everybody else ?whydo I feel things so much more acutely than them,and understand so much more.I bet I'm the first person who's ever felt as rotten as this.could it bethat I'm going to grow upto be a great poet and thinker, and all those other wankers in my class are going to have to work in factories or go on the dole?yes, I think it could.

Rick's Trotsky poem (from the book)
Today, I saw a dog,Yes, a dog.Talking to a pig,Yes, a pig.They were on the pavement,Discussing Trotsky.Not brotsky or crotsky or drotsky or frotsky.But Trotsky.