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The hotel was amazing. The best thing about it was, this was a place that did not allow children. On a side note* this attacks a lot of strange people because people who do not have children or want to go to places with kids there, tend to be odd. They could be nudist, or swingers (which there were). Anyway, it was a large, open, and kid-free place for us to run amuck in.
We ended up having a few drinks before dinner and we spent the evening hours in the pool and the ocean. The water was warm as a bath tub (not as hot as mine though).
Dinner was yummy. The cool thing about “All- inclusive” is you can eat what ever you want. And that’s what we did. However, we did eat Fish only, and things we would never get here. Red snapper, Gazpacho, Lobster, fresh fish, Mussels, and with all the fish I ate, I insisted that they make me Habanera sauce to throw over top-
At one dinner we ordered a chilled Artichoke heart with a nice White cream in the center. It was a perfect summer snack. This woman came up to me and insisted that I try it heated up. I asked her why and she went into how Artichokes were only good if they were hot and she had the waiter Microwave the thing. I told her that was stupid and she ruined the dish because it was meant to be refreshing. She was insulted….i was happy. So throughout the trip – she was referred to as the “Microwave Lady”.
Believe me, there were other idiots just like her there. While on the beach, there was a family of Heifers getting fatter and taking up all of the suns time. There was a girl, maybe in her 20’s and she had on these ridiculous Corona shorts on, but they were Short Shorts and they were falling off of her ass. She had a plumbers crack and at one point (I think she drank to much) she got up and bent over and they fell off. I spit out my drink-
On the beach there was a long peer with a grass roofed hut at the end. I paid for a deep tissue massage. What an amazing time. Here I was naked with no one to see me out in the shade while the water lapped at the docks feet, so tranquil…it was better than sex.
We also had a Spa there as well, equipped with a mineral bath, Sauna, and power shower. Brilliant!
The hotel was amazing. The best thing about it was, this was a place that did not allow children. On a side note* this attacks a lot of strange people because people who do not have children or want to go to places with kids there, tend to be odd. They could be nudist, or swingers (which there were). Anyway, it was a large, open, and kid-free place for us to run amuck in.
We ended up having a few drinks before dinner and we spent the evening hours in the pool and the ocean. The water was warm as a bath tub (not as hot as mine though).
Dinner was yummy. The cool thing about “All- inclusive” is you can eat what ever you want. And that’s what we did. However, we did eat Fish only, and things we would never get here. Red snapper, Gazpacho, Lobster, fresh fish, Mussels, and with all the fish I ate, I insisted that they make me Habanera sauce to throw over top-
At one dinner we ordered a chilled Artichoke heart with a nice White cream in the center. It was a perfect summer snack. This woman came up to me and insisted that I try it heated up. I asked her why and she went into how Artichokes were only good if they were hot and she had the waiter Microwave the thing. I told her that was stupid and she ruined the dish because it was meant to be refreshing. She was insulted….i was happy. So throughout the trip – she was referred to as the “Microwave Lady”.
Believe me, there were other idiots just like her there. While on the beach, there was a family of Heifers getting fatter and taking up all of the suns time. There was a girl, maybe in her 20’s and she had on these ridiculous Corona shorts on, but they were Short Shorts and they were falling off of her ass. She had a plumbers crack and at one point (I think she drank to much) she got up and bent over and they fell off. I spit out my drink-
On the beach there was a long peer with a grass roofed hut at the end. I paid for a deep tissue massage. What an amazing time. Here I was naked with no one to see me out in the shade while the water lapped at the docks feet, so tranquil…it was better than sex.
We also had a Spa there as well, equipped with a mineral bath, Sauna, and power shower. Brilliant!
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