this was a funny little test:
There are few things more stimulating than an uninhibited woman, but in the long run, a man has got to know his limitations. As much as he may yearn to get together with a dream girl, if in reality he is not comfortable with the passions of such a woman, the odds of anything substantial coming out of it are slim. But no man should give up on a dream without examining his chances first. Do you have what it takes to hang out with a wild woman? Let's find out.
1. After one drink too many, super girl leaps on the bar to shake her thang and you:• Scream: "Yeah! She's with me!" (Score = -1)• Proceed to slam the guys that're moving in to surround her with a shout of "Show's over!" (Score = 1)• Hope she remembers she came with you. (Score = 2)• Plead with her to come down. (Score = 3)• Finish your drink and get the hell out of there. (Score = 4)
2. Talk of tattoos and piercings has her baring it all. What do you do?• Lift up your shirt and show her yours. (Score = -1)• Ask her where she got hers and if you can get a closer look. (Score = 1)• Keep your judgments to yourself and change the subject. (Score = 2)• Tell her it's cool, but something you would never do. (Score = 3)• Ask her if she knew it was permanent. (Score = 4)
3. You don't dance, so she shakes it out there on her own. What do you do?• Take a few lessons and surprise her the next time out. (Score = -1)• Bite the bullet and get your two left feet out there. (Score = 1)• Sit back and watch her move. (Score = 2)• Avoid places where there is dancing. (Score = 3)• Get her off the floor. (Score = 4)
4. Her outfit this evening is more than revealing. What do you do? • Give her a big, slow kiss and tell her she looks great. (Score = -1)• Change plans in favor of something more intimate. (Score = 1)• Keep her close, making it clear that she is not available. (Score = 2)• Suggest that she might want to bring a wrap. (Score = 3) • Ask her to change into something else. (Score = 4)
If you scored:Zero or lessYou are as comfortable with her as you are with yourself. Assuming she is as attracted to you as you are to her, this wild woman is the one for you. Hold on to her if you can.
1-5 pointsYou are more attracted to her verve than troubled by it. This, in conjunction with maintaining an open mind, could be the difference between a fantasy and real relationship with her.
6-11 points Although you have real problems with some things about her, you probably can ignore them for now. Anything between you will be temporary, but as hot as you allow it to be.
12-16 pointsDream all you want, but you two are like oil and water. If there is any mixing — and that's a big if — it will be short-lived and contingent on additional ingredients. Once these are removed, this free spirit will be on her way.
= it's a bit funny that someone would actually find time writing such nonesence about women who do this. Bob knows there is a lot of dumb women in the world and this is something seen at a bar often. if i was a man i would RUN!
There are few things more stimulating than an uninhibited woman, but in the long run, a man has got to know his limitations. As much as he may yearn to get together with a dream girl, if in reality he is not comfortable with the passions of such a woman, the odds of anything substantial coming out of it are slim. But no man should give up on a dream without examining his chances first. Do you have what it takes to hang out with a wild woman? Let's find out.
1. After one drink too many, super girl leaps on the bar to shake her thang and you:• Scream: "Yeah! She's with me!" (Score = -1)• Proceed to slam the guys that're moving in to surround her with a shout of "Show's over!" (Score = 1)• Hope she remembers she came with you. (Score = 2)• Plead with her to come down. (Score = 3)• Finish your drink and get the hell out of there. (Score = 4)
2. Talk of tattoos and piercings has her baring it all. What do you do?• Lift up your shirt and show her yours. (Score = -1)• Ask her where she got hers and if you can get a closer look. (Score = 1)• Keep your judgments to yourself and change the subject. (Score = 2)• Tell her it's cool, but something you would never do. (Score = 3)• Ask her if she knew it was permanent. (Score = 4)
3. You don't dance, so she shakes it out there on her own. What do you do?• Take a few lessons and surprise her the next time out. (Score = -1)• Bite the bullet and get your two left feet out there. (Score = 1)• Sit back and watch her move. (Score = 2)• Avoid places where there is dancing. (Score = 3)• Get her off the floor. (Score = 4)
4. Her outfit this evening is more than revealing. What do you do? • Give her a big, slow kiss and tell her she looks great. (Score = -1)• Change plans in favor of something more intimate. (Score = 1)• Keep her close, making it clear that she is not available. (Score = 2)• Suggest that she might want to bring a wrap. (Score = 3) • Ask her to change into something else. (Score = 4)
If you scored:Zero or lessYou are as comfortable with her as you are with yourself. Assuming she is as attracted to you as you are to her, this wild woman is the one for you. Hold on to her if you can.
1-5 pointsYou are more attracted to her verve than troubled by it. This, in conjunction with maintaining an open mind, could be the difference between a fantasy and real relationship with her.
6-11 points Although you have real problems with some things about her, you probably can ignore them for now. Anything between you will be temporary, but as hot as you allow it to be.
12-16 pointsDream all you want, but you two are like oil and water. If there is any mixing — and that's a big if — it will be short-lived and contingent on additional ingredients. Once these are removed, this free spirit will be on her way.
= it's a bit funny that someone would actually find time writing such nonesence about women who do this. Bob knows there is a lot of dumb women in the world and this is something seen at a bar often. if i was a man i would RUN!
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