10 things I hate about my creepy boss:

1.He is old school Japanese-
Meaning: he is a walking calculator. The only thing he cares about is Gross Profit Margins.

2.He always has a dried puddle of saliva on the side of his lips. Someone give him a cup of water. Maybe he is a robot.
3.He is Anti-social. He will avoid everyone until he has to. Hiding in his cubical is his favorite pastime.
4.He falls asleep at his desk. He sits up straight and sleeps in front of his computer monitor. As my last days approach, I caught him in the act and held a contract up high above my head and let it slam down on his desk- I startled the hell out of him.
5.He has no valuable skills. He does not even know how to mail things- that’s where I come in. I am a post office clerk.
6.He never takes time off. He lives here!
7.He waits until 4:59 to ask you to do something important, even though he has been here all day.
8.He has the worst Death Breath I have ever smelled. *we were in a meeting and I popped some breath mints in my mouth and offered him some, he refused them.
9.He sneaks up behind you, waits 10 to 15 seconds, and then in a whimpering, submissive voice, calls out your name.
10.He Farts in your cube while you are there talking to him! I guess he is not a robot.