Well, I am off to Upstate this afternoon....
what I hate the most about the place-
The weather is always 10 degree's cooler.
My mothers consistant whinning.
The Rednecks who have to put their teeth in and tuck their tails in before leaving the house. Yet bathing is optional for them.
The intoxicating smell of Cow Shit.
My mothers consistant whinning.
Getting woken up at 5:30 in the morning with my mothers favorite friend "The vacume cleaner"...and when i scream at her and tell her I am trying to sleep, her stupid reply "Well, it has to be done and if you dont like it you can leave " speach-
what I am looking forward to is this:
MY FATHER.

it appears that my father almost shot my mother the other day- just in time for Mothers Day.
the bullet rickashade off a rock and landed a few feet from my mother who was washing a car...hummmm talk about scary. could you imagine if she was hit? She would have never got my 100lbs. bag of Potatoes-
just kidding..