REEDNECK HAIKU'S

BEAUTY
nAKED IN REPOSE
SILVERY SILHOUETTE GIRLS
ADORN MY MUDFLAPS

DESIRE
DAMN, IN THAT TUB-TOP
YOU MAKE ME ALMOST FERGET
THAT YOU'R MY COUSIN.

rEMORSE
A PAINFUL SADNESS
CAN'T FIT THE BIG SCREEN TV THROUGH
DOUBLE WIDES FRONT DOOR.

DRAMA
SET THE VCR
DUKES OF HAZZARD MARATHON
STARTS AT 9 O'CLOCK.

GATHERING
IN EARLY MORNING MIST
MAM SEARCHES CIRCLE K FOR
MOONPIES AND REDMAN.

DEPRIVED
IN WALMART TOY AISLE
WAILING BOY WANTS RASSLIN-DOLL
MAMA WHUPS HIS ASS.

IMPOUNDED
SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS
AND CYCLONE FENCE KEEPS ME FROM
MY EL-CAMINO.

EXUBERANCE
JOYOUS, PLAYFUL, BRIGHT
TRAILER-PARK GIRL ROLLS IN PUDDLE
OF OLD MOTER OIL.


PLAY TIME
LIKE A BUZZING BEE
PLOWING THROUGH THE WOODED PATH
JIM-BOB'S 4 WHEELER.

LOVE
LOVE IN THE SPRING TIME
SHE RUNS AS FAST AS SHE CAN
AWAY FROM BROTHER.

OUTING
DRESSED IN SUNDAY BEST
AHH LITTLE JIM-BOB FORGETS
TO TUCK IN HIS TAIL.

RAIN
SPRINKLES, WARM AND WET
GRANDPA TALKING IN THE SUN
PUTS IN HIS DENTURES.