Turrets trip to the Saint Patrick’s Cathedral


The meeting was over
The measure had passed
It was finally time for
A school trip to mass.

The special Ed students
All boarded the bus
To Saint Patrick’s Cathedral
Without any fuss.

The children were special
With only turrets
All self medicated
Except the teacher, without any regrets.

When they arrived
The great hall was massive
They walked around
Still quite passive.

Within the next hour
It was time for mass
Hundreds huddled to their pews
Including the class.

The organ sang
Right up to the heavens
Then the bishop got ready
To read from page 7.

The air was soft
The cathedral silent
Then all of a sudden
Timmy’s screams became violent.

A 1 syllable screech
That resembled a turd
Sprang from his lips
That everyone heard.

Before people could believe it
The whole class quickly followed
A chorus of obscenity
That was unable to swallow.

The teacher was shocked
The others just starred
She got them all ready
To get the hell out of there.

On the bus ride home
She thought in fear
No more school trips
For the turrets kids this year.