ONLY IN AMERICA CAN YOU SEE SUCH NONSENCE:
Feb. 28, 2006 - As Anna Nicole Smith brought her claim for the fortune of her late husband, Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, to the United States Supreme Court, a broad-based coalition of golddiggers and gigolos marched on Washington to show their support for the former Playboy playmate.
The National Association of Golddiggers and Gigolos, an organization that boasts a membership of over 50,000, organized a rally to demonstrate their solidarity with one of their most celebrated peers.
Smith’s quest for her fair share of Marshall’s billions might not seem like a popular cause, but to the hundreds of golddiggers and gigolos who appeared on the steps of the nation’s highest court today, it is a matter of survival.
Cristall Klujian, a former stripper who now works as a full-time golddigger, says that the Smith case “could very well determine whether golddigging is a viable occupation in the United States of America.”
“To the outside world, being a golddigger may seem like easy money,” Klujian said. “I can tell you, as someone who has gone on vacations with wealthy boyfriends and laughed at their lame jokes, this is hard work.”
Davis Logsdon, a former exotic dancer who has worked as a gigolo for the past 10 years, echoed Klujian’s sentiments: “If the United States Supreme Court does not stand up for the rights of American gigolos, we may see our jobs continue to be outsourced to France.”
Elsewhere, in the aftermath of the Dick Cheney hunting accident and the Dubai ports deal, the White House announced a one-day moratorium on doing anything idiotic.
Feb. 28, 2006 - As Anna Nicole Smith brought her claim for the fortune of her late husband, Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, to the United States Supreme Court, a broad-based coalition of golddiggers and gigolos marched on Washington to show their support for the former Playboy playmate.
The National Association of Golddiggers and Gigolos, an organization that boasts a membership of over 50,000, organized a rally to demonstrate their solidarity with one of their most celebrated peers.
Smith’s quest for her fair share of Marshall’s billions might not seem like a popular cause, but to the hundreds of golddiggers and gigolos who appeared on the steps of the nation’s highest court today, it is a matter of survival.
Cristall Klujian, a former stripper who now works as a full-time golddigger, says that the Smith case “could very well determine whether golddigging is a viable occupation in the United States of America.”
“To the outside world, being a golddigger may seem like easy money,” Klujian said. “I can tell you, as someone who has gone on vacations with wealthy boyfriends and laughed at their lame jokes, this is hard work.”
Davis Logsdon, a former exotic dancer who has worked as a gigolo for the past 10 years, echoed Klujian’s sentiments: “If the United States Supreme Court does not stand up for the rights of American gigolos, we may see our jobs continue to be outsourced to France.”
Elsewhere, in the aftermath of the Dick Cheney hunting accident and the Dubai ports deal, the White House announced a one-day moratorium on doing anything idiotic.
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