I think I am blind, maybe paralyzed with fear from the new Burger King commercials. What, are they really kidding?
Who is there selective audience?
Is that Hootie from the Blowfish singing?
Nice T&A from the porn star cheerleaders-
That will drive the kiddies to the Burger Joint-

Then there is the Dasie Dukes picking Burgers from the tree and swinging from the swing-
That’s too funny (I have never seen anyone look that good from the south)

And then even if I haven’t thrown up just a little
There are the two really Gay guys laying on their sides eating one giant burger-

Here is the shocker
There is the original Burger King off in the distance
Along side another wanna-be Dasie Duke.
HE IS TOO SCARY AND SO IS THE BLODDY COMMERCIAL-

GET IT OFF THE AIR! I AM SCARED-