Sunday, December 28, 2003

thistles and silk
thorns and cashmire
dreams daydream drempt=

Thursday, December 18, 2003

look in utah you stupid idiot
Provo, Utah, explorer Steve Currey is organizing a July 2005 expedition to the North Pole (cost: $21,000 per person) to find the so-called polar "opening" to the hollow center of the Earth, supposedly the kingdom of God where the biblical 10 Lost Tribes reside. [National Geographic News, 10-23-03] [BYU Newsnet (Brigham Young Univ.),

well,
The Dollywood amusement park in Tennessee announced the end of free passes for the blind and the crippled after someone complained of discrimination against people with other disabilities, who still had to pay (October).

you rock
In August, residents learned that the county librarian in Concrete, Wash., offered her spare-time services as the S&M dominatrix Lady Jane Grey in nearby Bellingham. Despite her credentials and passion as a librarian, her contract was not renewed in November.

And in August, Shannon Williams, 37, a teacher for the Berkeley (Calif.) Unified School District, was arrested for misdemeanor prostitution. Williams, who was previously scheduled to be on a leave of absence this school year, said in September she would challenge the prostitution law as unconstitutional.

utah again?
Just as the towns of Kennesaw, Ga., and Virgin, Utah, had done, the 50-home village of Geuda Springs, Kan., through its town council, voted in November to require every household to own a working firearm, for "emergency management." (Later, the mayor vetoed the ordinance, but it will be reconsidered in February.)

ka ka ka innerbreeding
As part of a hazing ritual for a new Ku Klux Klan member near Johnson City, Tenn., in November, several Klansmen would shoot the man with paintball guns while another simultaneously rapid-fired a 9mm pistol overhead to make the pledge believe he was being shot with a real gun. According to police, one of the bullets, fired straight up in the air by Klansman Gregory Allen Freeman, 45, came down through the skull of Klansman Jeffery S. Murr, 24, who was hospitalized in critical condition. Freeman was arrested.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

So, as I was saying my neighbors suck. I found out last night that our down stairs neighbor is moving on account of them. Did I mention he is a retired FBI agent? I guess that he cannot stop them from acting like they do. He has tried threatening them with a gun even, but I guess he couldn’t wait it out. He owns a sheep dog- almost as big as a great dane. His son was walking him home (by the way the dog is the most lovable thing I have ever seen) and the crack head told her kids that if they ever walk by the dog, to kick it in the neck until it’s dead. Fucking bitch! She also had the nerve to call the police on him because he got to close to her bumper. She claimed he hit her in the stomach and that she was pregnant-she’s not pregnant, but just fucking ugly and stupid. It’s too bad, I am going to miss him and his giant doggy.
well, alas it has been forever sense i last wrote, finals!
well i did want to mention that we got a foot of snow the other day and to my amazement, the black trash family next door got motivated. the crack head mother decided to throw her three kids into the back yard and let them play in the snow. they were throwing this all over the place when i went out for a cigarette. later on, before dark i went out to get the cats. when i looked into their back yard i was really amazed by a large snow man looking at me, but was the kicker to it all was the fact that they took their crack head mothers hot pink and black nightie and dressed the thing with it. even the garters seemed to hug the hips of the snow man rather well. funny=
well thanks to you my crack head black trash neighbors= you made my holiday!!!!!